PROUD TO BE POLISH; by Jeff M. Hulewicz. SCOTTSDALE,
Ariz.— The courage that the Poles have demonstrated
by standing up to the Russians is being applauded everywhere. Nowhere is this
approval being expressed more strongly than in the United States. As a
second-generation American of Polish ancestry, I can personally attest to
this fact. Everywhere I go, there seem to be
infectious outbursts of pride among Poles. On a personal level, after years
of enduring witless Polish jokes and hearing my last name badly
mispronounced, I am experiencing something strange and new: a sense of
dignity in my Polish heritage. Just the
other day, a co-worker approached me and said: ''That's really something
about what those Polish people are doing, isn't it? My prayers are with them.
You're Polish aren't you?'' My usual
response to questions about my nationality always was a meek ''yeah''
followed by a quick change of subject. Although I never denied or tried to
hide the fact, the endless derogatory jokes had conditioned me to feel
embarrassed about being Polish. But this time I felt a flush of satisfaction
when I answered: ''Why, yes, I am Polish.'' Such
feelings have been a long time in coming. Growing up Polish in America has
been for many a trying experience. After always hearing that the people of
your country of origin are supposedly dimwitted, even when the joke is made
in a light-hearted manner, you almost begin to believe it yourself. Unlike
most fads such as hula hoops and streaking, Polish jokes seem to be a
tradition that is passed on from generation to generation. I have been
hearing them for at least 15 years. Over the
years, I have developed several defense mechanisms for dealing with the
Polish joke. At first, I would get angry. But this only seemed to encourage
the person who told the joke. This person knew that he had gotten my goat and
would delight in in it and learn more Polish jokes. When the indignation
approach didn't work, I tried getting even. I would take the current Polish
joke and switch the nationalities involved. This didn't offer me any relief,
either. I would just feel as if I had descended to the vulgar level of the
offending ''comedian.'' After exhausting every possible avenue of escape, I
finally decided to be a good sport. I would laugh along with everyone else
and hope that no one in the group remembered I was Polish. However, this
strategy often backfired when someone recalled, and
the howls of laughter quickly dissolved into muffled titters and embarrassed,
insincere apologies. Ever
since the Polish workers' labor victories began, I have had yet a fourth
response to Polish jokes. When I hear one, I simply shrug and say: ''Tell
that one to the Russians. I don't think they find the Poles to be a laughing
matter anymore.'' This almost invariably results in total agreement and quick
contrition. Another
disadvantage associated with being Polish is the constant mispronounciation
and misspelling of the last name. The combination of ''cz'' at the end of my
name manages to tangle the tongue of even the most practiced elocutionist. It
has been pronounced in every possible way except the right one. And the
misspellings are even more numerous. I used to envy the way a Smith or Jones
could breeze through life without ever having to correct pronunciations and
spellings of their names. Not any more. I hope the struggle in Poland will be resolved peacefully and positively. And I don't mean to make light of its seriousness by relating my trivial problems in comparison. But I can't ignore the heartening implications these developments have had in my life. Bravo, Poland! Jeff M. Hulewicz
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